[ Okay, getting closer they'll see that the entire front of the sundress is covered in blood.
They'll also see that the figure is not a human but a few branches tied together to look human.
Then on the head of the branch figure, is a volleyball with, uh. It's got a face, sure.
And it's wearing a blue wig!
Oh, and in it's "hand" (just two sticks bent in a V) it's holding a drink! A mai tai to be exact! But upon closer inspection of that very frosty, very good looking drink, there seems to be an eyeball dropped inside of it.
More like meye-tai, am I right. Or mai-teye. Both work. ]
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They'll also see that the figure is not a human but a few branches tied together to look human.
Then on the head of the branch figure, is a volleyball with, uh. It's got a face, sure.
And it's wearing a blue wig!
Oh, and in it's "hand" (just two sticks bent in a V) it's holding a drink! A mai tai to be exact! But upon closer inspection of that very frosty, very good looking drink, there seems to be an eyeball dropped inside of it.
More like meye-tai, am I right. Or mai-teye. Both work. ]